Here are some slightly altered
songs composed by me and my brothers. These songs were not meant to offend
or threat the artists . . . .
I just thought they were hilariously
funny!
So, without further adieu . . . . here's the songs:
The slightly altered version of "I wanna stand with you on a mountain" by Savage Garden
I wanna poop with you on a mountain, I wanna pee with you in the sea, I wanna kick you in the winkie until the sky falls down on meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'll be your wish I'll be your wish I'll be your wish I'll be your wishywishywishywishyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
I wanna poop
with you on a mountian, I wanna pee with you in the sea, I wanna
pee with you in the sea, I wanna kick you in the winkie until the sky falls
down on meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'll be your wish I'll
be your wish I'll be your wish I'll be your stupid wiiiiiiiiiiiiiish!
I wanna poop with you on a mountian,
I wanna pee with you in the sea, I wanna kick you in the winkie until the
sky falls down on meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
YEAH!
That's my babyyyyyyyyy! That's my babyyyyyyyyy! OH YEAH YEAH YEAH! That's my babyyyyyyyyy! That's my babyyyyyyyyy! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's my babyyyyyyyyy! That's my babyyyyyyyyy! That's my babyyyyyyyyy! That's my babyyyyyyyyy! That's my babyyyyyyyyy! My baby My baby My baby! That's my babyyyyyyyyy! That's my babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! YEAH!
That's MY baby.
If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south, that'd be too bad, I'd get real sad.
THAT'D BE TOO BAD, YOU'D GET REAL SAD?
THAT'D BE TO BAD!
If my lips said adios, I don't like you, I think you're gross! That'd be too bad, I'd get real mad.
THAT'D BE TOO BAD, YOU'D GET REAL MAD?
THAT'D BE TO BAD!
If my lips said "toodleoo" and left my mouth and took my tooth, that'd be to bad, I'd call my dad!
THAT'D BE TO BAD, YOU'D CALL YOUR DAD?
THAT'D BE TO BAD!
When I lost my first front tooth I had to kiss my great aunt Ruth. She had beard. And it felt wierd!
SHE HAD A BEARD AND IT FELT WEIRD?
SHE HAD A BEARD!
Four days after I turned eight
I got my lips stuck in a gate. My friends all laughted and they had to
call the fire department and get mylips out with a crowbar and they took
me to the lip hospitle next to a guy named Larry. He was Hungarian and
I didn't know how to speak Hungarian but he taught me the word for lip:
OSTA!
a bad impression of Whitney Houston
And IIIIIIIIIIIIII will always
love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu! And IIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
And IIIIIIIIIIIIII will always
love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu! And IIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
And IIIIIIIIIIIIII will always
love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu! And IIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
And IIIIIIIIIIIIII will always
love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu! And IIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
A horrible impression of "Titanic"
Far across the distance, I see you, I feeeel you. That is how I know you gooooo ooooonnnnnnnnnnn! Once more, you opened the door and see what's inside you; my heart will go oooonnnnnnnnnn and ooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Far across the distance, I see
you, I feeeel you. That is how I know you gooooo ooooonnnnnnnnnnn! You
feel, there's nothing to feel and see, that the stars see, that my heart
will go on and ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
the rearranged version of "Wide Open Spaces"
Who's never left home, who's never struck out? To find a chance of their lifetime on their own. An obsession needed open spaces! Wide open Spaaaaaaaaaaaaces! Before she makes a big mistake, she needed, neeeeew faces! She knows the highest space! She knows the highest spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
One stared out the window and said: "I believe in my girl" Don't you say, I say don't you say I like it oh, I don't say I like it to got all blind and goooooooooo. Well, I said I needed wide open Spaaaaaaaaaaaaces! Before she makes a big mistake, she needed, neeeeew faces! She knows the highest space! She knows the highest spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
Who's never left home, who's never struck out? To find a chance of their lifetime on their own. She needed wide open Spaaaaaaaaaaaaces! Before she makes a big mistake, she needed, neeeeew faces! She knows the highest space! She knows the highest spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
The grammar rap is to show all
the the things you may not know. The grammar rap is here stay, you can
work and you can play.
The grammar rap . . . the grammar
rap! The grammar rap . . . the grammar rap!
Well, that's all of them! I hope
you found them funny and enjoyed them to the fullest. I hope to be adding
more next week if my brothers cooperate.
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Luke Pattreson
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